Sunday, August 8, 2010

AISHA

A Bitchy tale of a girl whose singlemindedness at looking at things her way makes her the most Innocently Stupid GIRL one might have ever met. i wouldn't call it a beautiful tale of friendship, sisterhood and bla and bla. its just the BITCHIEST a girl can get, in a funny way.


Strutting designer hand bags, dresses and a shoe collection that might SHOCK Celina Jaitley, with her strap=on friend, Pinky Bose she flits around Delhi .Shameless to spend on Dad's add on credit card, a budding artist who walks the daylight with the single motto of providing a hearth for two lost and SINGLE souls , she refuses to acknowledge feelings for her by a DESI GHEE MITHAI DABBAWALA and sees the guy capable material to marry off a haryanvi Behenji who is not very Haryanvi at all( i know a thing or two about Haryanvi Girls, thanks to Ms Geethika).

AISHA is so fresh as a flower, a whiff of crushed green grass who doesn't seem to know the effect her persuasion has on the lives of the people around her. And she doesn't GET IT even when her bumchum PINKY sledges her off over her Singleminded approach.

Too quick to judge and too quick to disapprove, the only thing constant in her life is Arjun who seems to have the innoculous ability to walk into her LIFE as he pleases. A iust back from NY chic at his side in short and skimpy clothes with classic cuts and aesthatically appeal doesn't make him go MAD the way he should.Trust me, all MEN want ONE THING as the famous dialogue in a movie goes.

He hardly notices her and is always the Man in arms waiting for the distress in damsel (READ AISHA)to call him and argue over what it is like to get walking in five heel shoes on a empty road when he is not at her side to change the tyre untill she tells him that she found a REPLACEMENT for him. How LAME is that??


INSPITE OF HER, PEOPLE DO MEET, FALL IN LOVE AND END UP GETTING MARRIED, while her knight in shining armour is in standby mode , ready to turn ON whenever she is ready.

Overall, like the story, JANE AUSTEN !

Standing OVATION awaits the girl who playes AISHA -Sonam Kapoor.
Kudos to PINKY BOSE, SHEFALI, GAUTAM GAMBHIR( not sure if i got it right), AARTHI( tell me where you live, i want to stalk you),THE GOOFY LOOKING GUY WHO WANTS TO SHARE AISHA( A great mix of retard looks and brawny body- never seen this type earlier).

* From Inputs from a femme fatale who is watching over the screen and giggling in a not so calming way.