Always wondered why a woman is always compared to a Cat, if she has a carefree attitude ,witty and attractive. And now i am flabbergasted at a song which calls a MAN , a cat without mustache , trying to steal a healthy fish(READ WOMAN). I have seen many comparisions in the past, but this tops them all.
I can't even get into discussing the second line as i find it obscene to mention it. Heights of objectification , i say!!
Monday, June 29, 2009
Thursday, June 18, 2009
A Married Conversation
She:.... Splurges on jackets of all colours.. He has a lot of jackets,Branded ones at that. Now he went crazy and bought a saffron jacket. Just imagine , a SAFFRON Jacket... this guy has lost his brains.. He spends money on all worthless things like gadgets,which even dont have a resale value.Every three months he buys a new mobile phone, god knows what happens to the older phone .He earns 50k a month and saves about 10K a month. The Rest is all spent on frivolous things. My MIL(mother in law) rants about how he is not saving money for the future...(If i had married a guy like that, i wouldn't eve have to work. He would have taken care of my cosmetic bills and the beauty parlour bills without blinking a eye ball, hmmmph.. all i am stuck with, is this boring, stingy Idiot who has nothing on his mind except saving.. WTF! he even checks how many shades of nail enamel i have and tells me " u already hv dat shade whenever i want 2 buy one )
He: Ask your MIL to get him married off. he would then get tied DOWN and would realise the necessity of saving( Thats what my Mom did when she thought i was being irresponsible).And best way to make him start saving it is by getting him to live with his parents after he gets married.He would understand the needs faster and better.(My wife picked my brains till they bled, till i bought a place(on EMI, of course) just for two-cosy, comfortable and stylish as her MIL wouldn't approve of fabindia stuff to be draped at the old place.)
He: Ask your MIL to get him married off. he would then get tied DOWN and would realise the necessity of saving( Thats what my Mom did when she thought i was being irresponsible).And best way to make him start saving it is by getting him to live with his parents after he gets married.He would understand the needs faster and better.(My wife picked my brains till they bled, till i bought a place(on EMI, of course) just for two-cosy, comfortable and stylish as her MIL wouldn't approve of fabindia stuff to be draped at the old place.)
Wednesday, June 17, 2009
Ms. Thunder Thighs
I call her Ms.Thunder thighs.. She has bright big eyes. .Playful and wistful..
Long Long hair. Smelling nice nice nice...
Twirls it around and twists it into a bun while talking animatedly.. Unleashes them and decides that they are better knotted.
My gaze shifts restless all across the cafe , trying to catch glances of people- envious, jealous and some, longing. The woman holding the counter keeps glancing when ever she can, while she takes the orders of a noisy couple trying to keep their 5 yr old daughter busy. The college kid in the table across stares at her as if he's paying utmost to her beauty .
And here she sits, a Venus of a girl eating roasted brown bread sandwich just opposite to me, trying to make me spurt out things i would never tell her or any one otherwise.
Long Long hair. Smelling nice nice nice...
Twirls it around and twists it into a bun while talking animatedly.. Unleashes them and decides that they are better knotted.
My gaze shifts restless all across the cafe , trying to catch glances of people- envious, jealous and some, longing. The woman holding the counter keeps glancing when ever she can, while she takes the orders of a noisy couple trying to keep their 5 yr old daughter busy. The college kid in the table across stares at her as if he's paying utmost to her beauty .
And here she sits, a Venus of a girl eating roasted brown bread sandwich just opposite to me, trying to make me spurt out things i would never tell her or any one otherwise.
Saturday, June 6, 2009
The reader
You know some one or you think you know some one closely, hold them dear and cannot stand to think that there are certain facets you never knew. What would you do?
Would you condemn them to a fate of delusion and despair for the only reason that YOU never understood the reason behind YOU not getting to know what lies beneath?
Would you never forgive them for a mistake/blunder they were responsible for, for the simple reasoning they had about it, given the circumstances and his/her capability to guage and react to the circumstances?
Would you hold a grudge against them for that single act of what you think of as wrong doing, refusing to see it from his/her point of view and judge them based on that act rather than how that person made you feel ?
Or Would you side with him/her and let them know that you disapprove the act but nonetheless support him/her because he/she acted the way he/she did ,because of their perception at that point.
Would you be ever able to explain the fine nuances of the essence of your relationship , how varied and changed it might have ,over the time?
Simply put would you be able to let them know that you love them for what they are and where they come from?
Would you condemn them to a fate of delusion and despair for the only reason that YOU never understood the reason behind YOU not getting to know what lies beneath?
Would you never forgive them for a mistake/blunder they were responsible for, for the simple reasoning they had about it, given the circumstances and his/her capability to guage and react to the circumstances?
Would you hold a grudge against them for that single act of what you think of as wrong doing, refusing to see it from his/her point of view and judge them based on that act rather than how that person made you feel ?
Or Would you side with him/her and let them know that you disapprove the act but nonetheless support him/her because he/she acted the way he/she did ,because of their perception at that point.
Would you be ever able to explain the fine nuances of the essence of your relationship , how varied and changed it might have ,over the time?
Simply put would you be able to let them know that you love them for what they are and where they come from?
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