A bugs-bunnyIed guy walked in saying that he is going to take me(us) through the training module for the ISO certification/Benchmarking processes.With his funny looks and his spontaneous ability to speak in fits and bursts, he made me take time to understand what he was trying to make a room filled with hyper-interested , noise making crowd to understand the nuances of Quality. The first hiccup came when he ASS-U-ME-d that all the people had attended/undergone the ISO 27001 training sessions and started rattling off terms like DR and BCP.Who on earth would know what a DR is, if u walked in straight from the parking lot thinking about masala dosa and madonna..
He was an absolute drag with his weird accent which he was trying hard to sound neutral and the over use of "Purrfecct!!"s.. All his words were in a peculiar manner, very different from any of the accents i have known till date. Took me 6 full hours juist to comprehend what he was saying and why.
The funniest part in this whole gamut is that he simply failed to understand what my answers were. And the reason? He didnot understand the way i spoke or the meaning of what i spoke. Imagine him wearing a white shirt(He has a penchantfor white shirts or i think he had only one shirt which he kept wearing the entire week... eeeks),telling me that my answer is wrong and appreciating the next guy who paraphrases my answer. how annoying can that get when you are subjected to it for every Q n A session...
After the session ended, i find that he was the best trainer available and my company had to wait for him to get an appointment. May be he is good at what he does, but he seriously needs a re-work on his accent and English. And at generalising.
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